No Toast
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009This morning I took out my package of Thomas’s English Muffins and split the muffin in half with a fork. This is how I make toast in the morning – the same thing I’ve done since I was 8 years old and my mom showed me how. Mom say that the ONLY english muffins are the ones that Thomas’s makes and I have to admit I did try a couple other brands but have always been disappointed in the off-brands.
I dropped the two muffin halves in the toaster and pressed the lever down. Nothing happened. The lever would not stay down and the little heat elements inside never turned red.
I guess my toaster has gone on to that big kitchen counter up in the sky.
